I’m going to leave this up here forever.
Listen to the sound of a thousand fangirl (coughandboy) hearts breaking~
Nnngh, that smirk and smile and come to meeeeeee
guys it’s just a couch
Star Trek AU
↳In a post-apocalyptic world, Captain James T. Kirk is the leader of a specialized team created to fight zombies and keep them away from the shelters where the surviving population remains.
Simon: I slept on the floor at first, then we [him and Nick] got in top-to-tail, then the same end and by the end we were spooning, it was fine. […] I recommend it to every man who’s a little bit unsure of themselves…
Nick: Jump in! Jump in with your mate. There’s no lovemaking, it’s just cuddling.
Interviewer: Edgar, how do you fit into the picture?
Simon: In the middle. He gives and takes.
Nick: He’s the ham!
Simon: Edgar’s the filling in our man sandwich.
It’s so haaaaard to say goodbyyyyyyye to yesterdaaaaaay, but it’s a little easier with this moving Daily Show video looking back at John Oliver’s stint hosting the show this summer.
Jon Stewart returns to the desk Tuesday!